impressive.
congratulations, scranton
To be fair, we have waaaay more bars per block than most cities and there’s basically nothing else to do so…
2 days ago
High Thoughts
- I was just thinking and I decided The Happening would have been a better film if the twist was that Missy Elliott was what was causing everyone to kill themselves because she refers to herself as the happening in “Pass That Dutch” Mark Wahlberg would not see that coming.
- I was just listening to “Watch N Learn” by Rihanna and I’m convinced that she stole that background music from Pikmin. And she thought no one would notice.
- I just finished an entire bag of Goldfish in less than fifteen minutes.
- I’ve perfected each of my Backstreet Boy’s imitations so now anytime I sing one of their songs, I switch into the respective voice of the man (or, boy I guess) singing. My Bryian voice is basically my singing voice because, let’s be real, Brian had the best voice, and I’m a flawless singer. My Nick voice sounds as if I’m scrunching up my face and holding my nose while trying to sing. My AJ (RIP, or was that just an Internet rumor?) voice sounds a lot like a combination of the voice I make when I’m trying to sound like Enriqué Iglesias and the voice I make when I’m trying to sound like the guy from Creed. My Kevin (creeperrr, am I right?) voice sounds a lot like if you’re trying to put m’s before every word, as in, “mmmmmyes, lovely daymmmmm, isn’t it?” My Howie voice is similar to Spongebob’s in the first episode of Spongebob Squarepants where he goes over to Sandy’s dome for the first time and dries up, and he’s like, “WATER, SANDY!”
- It’s really frustrating when you’re singing a duet with your friend and at the part where the key changes, you BOTH go for the same key.
- Can you imagine how many views the “I Want It That Way” video would have had on YouTube if YouTube was as big as it is now? A hell of a lot more views than that video of me and my friends dancing to that Carpenters song, I’ll tell you that much. Insaaaaaane.
- Tomorrow I will be in New York City and tomorrow I’ll be much happier.
- I haven’t written in my journal in over a month and I think I should really start back up because now I have to resort to posting stupid rants in run-on sentence form like this on the Internet where no one cares.
3 days ago


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Frank Sinatra | The Way You Look Tonight
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